TNG: “The Vengeance Factor” and “The Defector”

Date: March 31, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 9 and 10

Musical Accompaniment: The Hunt for Red October soundtrack

Interstellar News: Today was cold and rainy.

Favorite Quote from “The Vengeance Factor”:

Picard: Despite your progress, you are a divided society, and so it will remain until the Gatherers return to Acamar.

Marouk: The attempt may be futile.

Picard: But there is so much to gain and there is so little to lose by the effort. The problem affects us all. It cannot be ignored.

“The problem affects us all”, a very apropos line that hits hard in the age of Covid-19.

“The Vengeance Factor” opens and I think I’ve accidentally started The Wizard of Oz because everything is green. There are two mostly dead crew members and the ship has been picked clean, clearly the work of “the Gatherers” who are apparently known to the Federation but not to me. They once belonged to the society that lives on Acamar III so Picard gets their Sovereign to help bring them back from their endless wandering and thieving ways. One of her servants, her chef and taster, is a woman that Riker shamelessly flirts with – her name is Yuta. The Enterprise arrives at the camp of the Gatherers and are “greeted” by some cross of The Warriors and the Lost Boys from Hook. While the leaders are talking Yuta follows one of the men and kills him with her touch, okay Rogue, because of some ancient clan shit.

The Lost Boys from Hook
RU – FI – O!!!! Man oh man do I miss Robin Williams.

Brull comes aboard to take them to Chorgan so the two leaders can hash things out and he takes an instant liking to Wesley. Dr. Crusher, of course, figures out the Gatherer was murdered. They get to Chorgan’s ship and Picard beams over to assist with negotiations, which go about as you expect at first. Dr. Crusher, Riker, and Data figure out that Yuta is the last of her clan and likely going to murder Chorgan, who is now the last of his clan. Riker beams aboard just in time to try and stop Yuta who explains what happened to her, but he has to kill her… and that escalated quickly. Poor Riker. The two factions come to an agreement and Picard all but tells Riker he is due some extended shore leave.

Yuta
What is it with blondes?

I got a little “City on the Edge of Forever” vibe when I realized that Riker was gunning for Miss Murdering Yuta, I knew it was going to have to end badly for him. I’m sure it has to kill something inside of you, even just a small piece, to harm someone you like just a little – let alone kill them. I hated how nicely everything got wrapped up that the two factions had been trying to fix for 100 years. I mean Picard is good, but he’s just not that good. He does make for a good mediator and I can see his skills sharpening in each episode, doing a good job of putting on his counselor hat too and helping both sides come to the table to talk. I would have preferred if he just got them to start negotiating rather than having it all be wrapped up in a bow near the end, it was too neat and I like a little mess in my Trek. There was just something missing and I can’t rate this episode much more than a 4 piece Supremes Meal from Bojangles with a Sweet Tea, Fries, and Honey Mustard.

Favorite Quote from “The Defector”:

La Forge: I don’t know, Data. My gut tells me we ought to be listening to what this guy’s trying to tell us.

Data: Your gut?

La Forge: It’s just a feeling, you know? An instinct. Intuition.

Data: But those qualities would interfere with rational judgment, would they not?

La Forge: You’re right. Sometimes they do.

Data: Then why not rely strictly on the facts?

La Forge: Because you just can’t rely on the plain and simple facts. Sometimes they lie.

Data: They can lead to wrong conclusions, but they cannot lie.

La Forge forgetting that Data doesn’t actually have “guts”.

“The Defector” begins with drama two-fold; Data (and Sir Patrick Stewart in costume) acting out Shakespeare, and a Romulan scout ship asking for asylum. Setal, a Romulan, is beamed aboard and tells of a plot by the Romulans to build something in the Neutral Zone and start a war. Setal has a foul mouth and an errant thought crosses my mind: does the FCC own a Klingon or Romulan dictionary and does it charge per infraction? Would George Carlin add those words to his list?

George Carlin
They’ve got to be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large.

Picard gets word from Starfleet that it’s likely going to be up to him to figure out if Setal is a spy or if he can be trusted, and later that Setal is actually Admiral Jarok… whoa! La Forge’s probe finds something questionable and, after revealing it was fatherhood that made Jarok decide peace was a worthwhile goal, they decide to enter the Neutral Zone and investigate.

"what could possibly go wrong?"
Cosmo just had to ask… sigh.

When they arrive there is no base and Picard thinks they were feeding Jarok disinformation to test his loyalty. As they go to leave, they are attacked by two Romulan star ships who had been cloaked and in waiting. Tomalak is back and he absolutely brings immense gravitas to his role, even though he is on screen for all of five minutes. He believes he has Picard and the Enterprise right where he wants them and he’ll be the hero of Romulus. Picard will not surrender as he has a Klingon ship in his back pocket and it’s hard as hell for Worf not to smile the biggest shit-eating grin I have ever seen, it’s fantastic. Jarok, realizing the truth, takes the suicide pill (I thought that’s what it might be when he first took it out) but he hoped for peace and wrote a note for his wife and daughter to read at some point.

Admiral Jurok/Setal
A Romulan who risked everything to find out it was all a lie.

This episode was damn good. So much intrigue, is he a spy? is he for real? You’ve got to admit there were good reasons to think either at any point in the episode. Just when you think you’re right, another piece of the puzzle falls into place and you realize you might be wrong. Jarok is so convinced he’s right, it’s damn heartbreaking to find out it was all a trap and he fell for it. He saw the writing on the wall and thought he could stop it, but it turns out he did it all for nothing and died for what he believed in. There’s a little Shakespeare, a lot of science fiction, some pre-war battle strategy, deception, betrayal, disappointment, a bit of Game Theory, and the biggest Worf smile I have ever seen. I’m not sure there’s much more I could want, especially with my favorite Narn ambassador back at it again. A perfect 10.

TA Out!

TNG: “The Enemy” and “The Price”

Date: March 30, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 7 and 8

Musical Accompaniment: Vitamin String Quartet

Interstellar News: I made up a few drinks and they were tasty. I’ve missed bartending.

Favorite Quote from “The Enemy”:

Dr. Crusher: Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans, but this is not the time or place.

Worf: If you had seen them kill your parents, you would understand, Doctor, it is always the time and place for those feelings.

Dr. Crusher: This Romulan didn’t murder your parents. And you are the only one who can save his life.

Worf: Then he will die.

Dr. Crusher being surprised at Worf for being a Klingon… silly doctor.

“The Enemy” starts with the away team of Riker, Worf, and La Forge down on Galorndon Core stuck in a nasty storm when they come across a Romulan. Just as the window to beam up is closing, La Forge is knocked down into a well-like pit and is stuck on the planet while Riker and Worf beam up with the sick Romulan.

Tikki Tembo falls down the well, just as La Forge did
I had a lot of books as a child and I remember “Tikki Tikki Tembo” as one I read over and over again. As soon as I saw La Forge fall down and look up, I was instantly reminded of this story.

Another Romulan vessel is looking for survivors and the Enterprise agrees to meet them and return their compatriot, as it was “just a computer error” and a “one man ship”. La Forge makes his way out and eventually to the probe that Wesley sent, just to be attacked by another Romulan named Bochra… one man ship my ass. Bochra is getting weaker from the atmosphere and La Forge finally convinces him they need to find the probe when his visor stops working, but they eventually put their differences aside to work together (cue the kumbaya music).

Picard meme says "Why can't we be friends?"
Not an actual image from this episode, sad face.

Back on the ship it turns out that the ONLY person on the ENTIRE ship who has the right ribosomes (or something, leave me be I learned biology from a Catholic nun) is Worf, whose parents were killed by Romulans… this should be good. He receives advice from Dr. Crusher, Riker, and Picard but still does not give in and the Romulan dies. In short order: the Romulan vessel arrives and prepares to fire, the Enterprise puts its shields up, La Forge and Bochra find the probe, the window to beam them up is closing and they can’t be beamed while shields are up, and WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE? Of course Picard does what he does best and no one else dies and La Forge made a new Romulan friend.

If anyone could make you not hate your enemy, it’s La Forge. Bochra calls him defective and La Forge doesn’t even punch his face or leave him to die and winds up trusting him later to boot. Tomalak, the commander of the other Romulan ship, is played by my favorite Narn ambassador (from Babylon 5) and has such a great voice that puts command in any role he inhabits (or gravitas as one dear friend always likes to say).

Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar from Babylon 5
Andreas Katsulas as G’Kar from Babylon 5

While the “my enemy becomes my friend for a minute” story I could see coming a mile away, I did not see Worf refusing to be a donor. I understood it initially but each new argument, from Dr. Crusher, to Riker, to Picard the arguments were stronger and made more sense and appealed to Worf’s humanity. The problem with that line of thinking is that Worf isn’t human and, although raised by them, has his own Klingon beliefs that he sticks to. I was pleasantly surprised that a show wouldn’t force humanity to win, especially given how much was at stake for the Federation. I give a +1 for Katsulas and a +1 for Klingon stubbornness to earn this episode the 7 rings for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.

Favorite Quote from “The Price”:

La Forge: You know, if this doesn’t work, the thought of spending the rest of my life in here is none too appealing.

Data: There is a bright side, Geordi. You will have me to talk to.

Data, always looking on the bright side of life.

“The Price” starts off with a reception to see the “first and only stable wormhole”, access which is now for sale by the Barzans, and that sale is being hosted by the Enterprise. The Federation, the Caldonians, the Chrysalians, and eventually the Ferengi are all interested and the bidding begins. The Ferengi and the Federation want to do more testing, but the Ferengi play dirty in the meantime and sideline the Federation negotiator so Riker and his poker skills have to take over. The two pods take off into the wormhole but are in the Delta section instead of the Gamma one, La Forge and Data leave and the Ferengi will not follow and are stuck.

Nic Cage picking up Cher in the movie Moonstruck
Instead of Nic Cage picking up Cher, picture Ral doing this to Troi – it happened just like this. Where are you taking me? TO THE BED! God, do I love Moonstruck. I haven’t watched it in AGES and I am itching to do so again soon.

Troi encounters a handsome stranger, the negotiator for the Chrysalians named Devinoni Ral, and she is instantly smitten. Turns out he’s part Betazoid too and one by one turns the others away until it’s just him and Riker. In his spare time he and Troi have lots of dinner, and by dinner I mean lots of kissing and foot rubs. There’s soft music and sappy romance and the engineering in me is so uncomfortable. At the very end of the episode, Ral uses the Ferengi situation, which he engineered, to his advantage in order to secure the wormhole, but Troi puts them all in their places just as La Forge and Data return to explain the wormhole is worthless in its current state.

Michael Scott from "The Office" says "I declare, Lemon Law"
That’s not how that works. That’s not how any of this works.

I love that Troi goes from timid woman, to sex kitten, to bad ass counselor all in the span of 45 minutes. She has a scene with Dr. Crusher that shows off the worst of 1980’s workout gear but gives them some much needed “woman time” to giggle at the wonderful feeling of new relationship energy, the time when the world seems new and the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine. Troi also doesn’t run away with Ral because she’s remembered that she sits on the bridge and is an important woman with important things to do.

It’s also cool to see a wormhole and learn a little bit more of the science behind it, and the ramifications of what could happen if you don’t listen to Data and La Forge. Apparently this episode will be important when I get to Voyager as the husband tells me. The Ferengi get better with each encounter, though their first was awful and it could only go up from there. It is nice to see some other aliens and see that not everyone is a part of the Federation, but they all try to get along. This is a solid “B minus” episode.

TA Out!

TNG: “The Bonding” and “Booby Trap”

Date: March 29, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 5 and 6

Musical Accompaniment: The Best of Tycho

Interstellar News: Today was also not a good day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Favorite Quote from “The Bonding”:

Picard: It is part of our life cycle that we accept the death of those we love. Jeremy must come to terms with his grief. He must not cover it or hide away from it. You see, we are mortal. Our time in this universe is finite. That is one of the truths that all human must learn.

Apparently Picard went to counseling school…

Data’s Not Really An Android: “But should not the feelings run as deep regardless of who has died?”

“The Bonding” has the away team beaming up in an emergency and the ship archeologist, Dr. Aster, is dead on arrival after a surprise bombing. Troi reports that Dr. Aster left behind a 12 year old son, Jeremy, and Picard now must notify him. Jeremy says he’s now all alone and Picard does the bravest thing I think I’ve ever seen him done – he takes his hand and tells him no one is ever alone on the Enterprise.

Picard and Troi talk to Jeremy in his quarters
That’s right folks, Picard voluntarily touched a child.

Troi thinks Wesley might be a good person to talk to Jeremy, but it brings up all the old feelings of Wesley’s Dad’s passing. While Jeremy is looking at old videos, his “mom” reappears in his room and wants to take him down to the planet but she disappears while they are on the transporter pad. As Troi and Jeremy arrive back at his quarters there is a replica of his old home on Earth, complete with Patches the cat, and he doesn’t want to leave. As they try to leave, Picard blocks their way and finally finds out who the Aster clone is. Picard calls Wesley in and they get the chance to clear the air. In the end, Jeremy lets Worf help him and they become family through a Klingon ceremony.

Worf and Jeremy light the candles and speak in Klingon
SoS jIH batlh SoH, It honors the memory of our mothers. We have bonded and our families are stronger.

As someone who recently lost their mother and is ridiculously sad at the moment, this episode hit me right in the feels. Troi does some great grief counseling here and the show does an excellent job at showcasing how it effects all of the other characters. That’s the thing about grief, though, you never know when it’s going to pop back up. I once read this theory that grief is like a box with a button and a ball in it. At first, the ball is HUGE and hits the button on the wall at everything and you’re always sad, or mad, or something. As time passes, the ball grows smaller but it will still hit the button from time to time. It’s not a regular interval and you never know when the ball might get bigger, but the pain is still as sharp as the first day. The point remains that you should always tell those important in your life how you feel, you should keep your loved ones close, and you should always be kind because you never know when the grief will hit. I can’t rate this one because I’m not in a good frame of mind, but it was an excellent episode.

Favorite Quote from “Booby Trap”:

Picard: It is exactly as they left it, Number One. In the bottle.

The ship in the bottle.

Good Lord, didn’t anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?

Worf: I did not play with toys.

Data: I was never a boy.

Ask a stupid question…

“Booby Trap” starts off with the Enterprise receiving a 1000 year old distress signal. Picard wants to beam over to the ship, he’s super excited it’s something he played with as a boy, so he heads over with Worf and Data. There are some power dips happening all over the Enterprise and Guinan proves a bartender can really be a good counselor. I should know, I’ve been both a bartender and a counselor. They find an old data storage device and it plays a message from the old captain, but they beam back after. As they are about to leave there is a large drop in energy and radiation heading at them. Picard believes they may have fallen into a 1000 year old booby trap.

"It's a trap" from Star Wars
Funny enough, the captain on the old vessel is vaguely fish-like

Everyone divides up to try and tackle the problem. La Forge goes to the holodeck and learns from  Dr. Leah Brahms who helped develop the warp drive, Dr. Crusher is setting up contingency plans for radiation sickness, Data and Riker found more information on the old ship, but they don’t make a lot of progress. La Forge and Brahms come up with a plan to turn the ship over to her, ahem, the computer. La Forge figures out something else with only 12 minutes left. Picard takes the helm, the plan works, and they blow up the field so no one else gets caught.

The episode starts out awkward with Lieutenant Awkward La Forge and his holodeck “date” and continues to be awkward with La Forge falling for the computer-generated Brahms and kissing her, sigh. Also, WHY IS HE NOT WORKING WITH HIS ENGINEERING TEAM? I teach engineering students I know they mostly hate teamwork, but are forced to do it anyway because that’s how things get done in the real world. You need the diversity of perspective, location, upbringing, and knowledge to make something better or to create something new. La Forge has access to Starfleet’s best and brightest but because he goes at it alone because there was probably not a budget for a big team meeting, oh and because we have to show the hot guest star. I’m not sold on that part, which was a big part, of the episode. I love the idea of a booby trap, but it would have been better if everyone was involved or the whole of engineering saved the day. Oh well, at least I know more about La Forge and Guinan for that matter. 4 blue stars for this episode.

TA Out!

TNG: “The Survivors” and “Who Watches the Watchers”

Date: March 28, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 3 and 4

Musical Accompaniment: Ultimate Soundtrack Compilation Mix by Hans Zimmer

Interstellar News: Today was not a good day.

Favorite Quote from “The Survivors”:

Kevin: Is the love of a woman worth the destruction of an entire species? This is the sin I tried so hard to keep you from learning now. Why I wanted to chase you from Rana.

Picard: We’re not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime.

*from Picard’s log* We leave behind a being of extraordinary power and conscience. I am not certain if he should be praised or condemned. Only that he should be left alone.

An absolute heartbreak, for all involved.

Worf’s One-Two Punch: “Sir. May I say your attempt to hold the away team at bay with a non-functioning weapon was an act of unmitigated gall.” “I admire gall.”

“The Survivors” starts with Troi in a swank new teal colored outfit and the Enterprise trying to respond to a distress signal that came from a now-barren planet aside from two lifeforms. The away team beams down and it’s just two old people, Kevin and Rishon Uxbridge, who are very much in love with each other. Data is entranced by a music box and Troi can hear it, in fact she can’t stop the waltz from playing in her head. The Uxbridge’s do not want to leave, however, and do not want any help.

An old woman looks at the computer and goes "tracking my cookies? They will never get my recipe!"
Better not tell Grandma what the “milkshake” song really means either…

There are a few battles with a spaceship of unknown origin, but Picard thinks there is some tomfoolery going on so he beams down with Worf. I think there’s something going on with the tea, but it turns out it’s Kevin who is to blame. After much back and forth, Kevin tells the truth of who he is and what happened and it’s damned heartbreaking. It gets worse the more I hear, but he eventually helps out Troi and beams back to live in solitude with the memory of his wife. The Enterprise departs and I’m left wondering if they’ve quarantined the planet based on his last line.

Tony Stark saying "I'm sorry, Earth is closed today" from Infinity War
Oh Tony, how on the nose you were. #covid19

This episode had me intrigued the whole time. Why is there just one tiny patch of green on the planet? What’s up with Rishon acting all weird? She’s super adamant about making tea for everyone. What’s up with Kevin being crotchety? I mean I get he’s old, but still. What’s up with that enemy vessel? Why is Troi hearing the music? I totally get why it’s driving her mad, I get that way when I can’t sleep. Each time I had a question, there was a bit of an answer but then that led to a new question. Picard had a hunch and it turned out to be right, but the answer was sobering. Kevin was the ultimate pacifist but even he, in a moment of grief, turned to violence with a mere thought. It’s a powerful reminder that there are some actions we cannot take back and it is prudent to think about things before we do them. Picard realizes there’s nothing he can do and that Kevin has suffered enough. I like this episode for very different reasons than I have previous episodes, it’s just good and I can’t quite put my finger on why Kevin’s truth makes me go from dislike to complete sympathy to absolute horror all in the span of five minutes. I rate this episode as “The Avengers #9“.

Favorite Quote from “Who Watches the Watchers”:

Picard: Look at me. Feel the warmth of my hand, the rhythm of my pulse. I’m not a supreme being. I’m flesh and blood, like you.

Nuria: Not like me.

Picard: Like you. Different in appearance, yes. But we are both living beings. We are born, we grow, we live and we die. In all the ways that matter, we are alike.

In all the ways that matter, we are alike. SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PICARD! Maybe sign it, make a meme out of it, have it translated by Data for all to see and hear and read and know.

“Who Watches the Watchers” starts off with the Enterprise en route to Mitaka III to assist three anthropologists who are blind observing a Vulcan-like culture when something in their reactor explodes, two are knocked out and one is tossed outside of the observation space. The away team beams down but not before a local father and daughter find the station and the father is hurt. As they were responsible and Dr. Crusher is, well, a doctor, she beams the father up to take care of him and tries to wipe his memory. Unfortunately he has seen Picard and thinks he is god.

C3PO being carried around by Ewoks.
Just like in “The Paradise Syndrome” where Kirk was believed to be a god, so now Picard follows in the steps of C3PO.

Troi and Riker beam down undercover, but I wonder why they aren’t searching where the third guy fell? They run into the villagers debating if “the Picard” is real, when two others have found Palmer. Troi tries to lure the villagers away but Riker is caught trying to escape so he runs, with Palmer on his back, to a safe space to beam them up. While Riker is able to get away Troi is captured and is in danger of being hurt.

A cat with something on its head and the caption reads "psst... it's me! I'm undercover!"
There are two excellent songs I recommend, both named “Undercover”. One is by Joey DeLuxe and was on the Godzilla soundtrack from the magnificent 1998 movie with Matthew Broderick. The other is by Pete Yorn and was off the Spider-Man soundtrack , ya know the one with Tobey Maguire (2002)?

Picard beams Nuria aboard to help her understand he is not a god. Picard gives an excellent example to Nuria but she still doesn’t understand until she sees one of the anthropologists die and realizes Picard has limits too. On the planet Troi is deemed responsible to the disappearance of Nuria, but Picard and Nuria help them to understand Picard is just a man and they have not totally busted the Prime Directive wide open.

Drew Carey saying "welcome to organized religion. where the gods are made up and the rules don't matter"

So I was not expecting the Trek writers to take such a hard stab at organized religion. There is one set of dialog in particular that really ripped into it:

Riker: And are you saying that this belief will eventually become a religion?

Barron: It’s inevitable. And without guidance, that religion could degenerate into inquisitions, holy wars, chaos.

Picard: Horrifying. Dr. Barron, your report describes how rational these people are. Millennia ago, they abandoned their belief in the supernatural. Now you are asking me to sabotage that achievement, to send them back into the Dark Ages of superstition and ignorance and fear? No! We will find some way to undo the damage we’ve caused.

Who gave Barron a job as an anthropologist?

I completely agree with Picard’s outrage at the suggestion he should issue a moral code for those on the planet, but I do not agree with his disdain, his shock, or Dr. Barron for that matter. My personal feelings on the matter aside, I’m not here to preach one way or another, but religion can be useful for those that believe in it and follow its tenets. Some need more guidance than others and having a higher power and set of rules to believe in are necessary for some. For others, it is not, but I cannot imagine there are no religions in the 24th century. We saw examples in the 23rd century, as I mentioned above, so did they just all of a sudden die out? I mean isn’t there a damn chapel on the ship?

Anyway, I didn’t expect to write a dissertation on organized religion just there, but I like that this episode highlights just what could go wrong. I think it was wrapped up a little too well and the suspense was artificial as I knew no one was going to die (well, poor Warren). There are better examples of how to deal with the Prime Directive and this just wasn’t up to snuff. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it which earns this episode Number 5 from The Umbrella Academy (the comic, not the TV series).

TA Out!

TNG: “Evolution” and “The Ensigns of Command”

Date: March 27, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 1 and 2

Musical Accompaniment: 2 Hours of Sad Instrumental Music

Interstellar News: The introduction was watched, as it is a new season, and I was thrilled to find out two things have changed! Thing one is the introduction background itself with brighter, more vibrant colors. Thing two is that Dr. Crusher is back and has a new hair do, hooray! The State of North Carolina is starting a 30 day Stay at Home order on Monday, please send good vibes our way and #stayhome.

Anna and Elsa: "WFH because of Covid-19, introvert (anna excited) vs. extrovert (elsa worried)
Unfortunately, I’m an extroverted extrovert.

Favorite Quote from “Evolution”:

Stubbs: I see a lot of me in you. In my youth, they called me a vunderkind. Do you understand vunderkind?

Wesley: It’s German, isn’t it?

Stubbs: It means wonder child. It is reserved for those of us who achieve early in life. Now the burden is yours.

Wesley: Burden?

Stubbs: To fulfill your potential. You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential, my young friend.

As a former GNT kid myself, this line hit hard and deep.

“Evolution” starts with the Enterprise ferrying around Dr. Bob Kelso, I mean Dr. Stubbs, to a star system that’s about to have it’s “once in every 196 year” explosion. They launch an “egg” toward the star system but the computers go all wonky and clearly something is amiss. In fact there are several malfunctions throughout the ship but when you ask the computer, it thinks it’s just fine thank you very much!

The meme with the dog sitting in a room that is on fire and it says "this is fine."
Really, I don’t think it’s too hot in here!

Wesley realizes it’s likely his science experiment gone awry, damn nanites. Dr. Stubbs and Wesley start a discussion about baseball from the 21st century, which I happened to watch this episode on what was supposed to be Opening Day for the 2020 Season and it made me sad. As the nanites are interfering the computer system and the mission, Dr. Stubbs goes a little crazy and kills some of them, so they launch a counter-attack on him. Data is able to establish contact and act as a conduit for the nanites who have advanced so much they now require their own planet, but they also repair the ship and Dr. Stubbs is able to apologize and proceed with his experiment and life’s work.

An image of opening week from Yankee Stadium in NY.

This is a pretty standard season opener. Wesley puts a lot of pressure on himself and takes on too much work and doesn’t perform enough self care. Dr. Crusher is a mother who always feels guilty for working and now has a moody teenager on her hands as well as having to be the ship’s medical chief again. Picard has to put the safety of the vessel and the crew above the mission and he is at odds with a determined scientist who will do anything to achieve his goal. Technology gets out of control because a child was left unsupervised and, well, that’s what happens when you do science sometimes. Nothing terribly exciting or terribly boring, nothing out of the ordinary, but a solid episode that gets me interested in what is to come. That earns this episode a 5 card draw.

Favorite Quotes from “The Ensigns of Command”:

Ard’rian: You don’t really understand human behavior, do you?

Data: That is something of an understatement.

Ard’rian: Sometimes I don’t either. Androids are a lot more rational.

I find I have more in common with Androids than I thought. Why can’t we all be more rational.
Data and Ard'rian
 Data meets a colonist named Ard’rian who is fascinated with him.

Gosheven: I really was willing to stay here and die for this.

Data: I know that. This is just a thing, and things can be replaced. Lives cannot.

Data with surprising insight for being “just an Android”.

“The Ensigns of Command” starts off with a concert in Ten-Forward where O’Brien plays the cello, Data the violin, and Picard having to leave too soon because there’s a message from the Sheliak Corporate. There are humans on a planet they wish to colonize and the Enterprise has only a few days to get them out before the Sheliak exterminate them. Data, as the only member of the crew who can withstand the atmosphere, takes a shuttle craft down and finds out they are survivors of the Artemis and there are over 15,000 people in the colony but their leader does not want to evacuate – something to do with his grandfather being buried on some hill somewhere. Picard asks La Forge and O’Brien to do the impossible and takes the task himself to be diplomatic, but it is falling on deaf ears.

My favorite moment from the episode.

Picard tries to intercept the Sheliak ship that’s on the way and Data is convinced to be less honest in order to assist the colonists to evacuate. Troi does some fine psychoanalyzing and Picard attempts to do in-person negotiation, but Picard and Troi do not make progress and are beamed back against their will. Data gives a great speech, but Gosheven has a serious prejudice against machines and is a bit of an ass, especially when he electrocutes Data. This gives Data the idea that actions speak louder than words so he stuns the four security guards and sends a blow up the aqueduct and the colonists all decide to evacuate.

Evacuation plan: (there is a post it that says) RUN! Simple plans are the most efficient.

Picard scans the treaty , which he should have done forever ago, and requests third party arbitration with a species that are in their hibernation cycle and won’t be available for at least six months. This leads to negotiation finally and Picard looks like the cat who caught the canary.

This is another spectacular scene in this episode, totally worth watching the whole clip.

I absolutely loved this episode. Data meets a girl and he’s super clueless and super adorable, but he’s also committed to his mission and uses amazing problem solving skills. Picard tries his hand at negotiation and is clever and cunning and I absolutely love both scenes I included in the video clips. Sir Patrick Stewart knows how to deliver a damn line. O’Brien, Wesley, and La Forge try their best to “do the impossible” like their predecessor Scotty used to do on the regular, and of course they sort of make progress, come up with a plan, and then are not needed. This was just such an awesome episode all around that I give it an I-9 so it can work anywhere in the United States of America.

TA Out!