TNG: “Brothers” and “Suddenly Human”

Date: April 11, 2020

Season 4, Episodes 3 and 4

Musical Accompaniment: Ambient Worlds presents: Slytherin Common Room music

Interstellar News: Today was hard and I apologize in advance if my writing is “off”.

Favorite Quote from “Brothers”:

Data: Do you believe that we are in some ways alike, sir?

Soong: Yes, in many ways, I’d like to believe.

Data: Then it is alright for you to die, because I will remain alive. You know that I cannot grieve for you, sir.

Soong: You will, in your own way. Goodbye. Goodbye, Data.

Data: Goodbye, Father.

Before this is all over, too many will die. Do not forget them and do not let anyone tell you there is a “right” way to grieve.

“Brothers” begins with a prank gone wrong by one of the children on the ship and his brother now desperately needs to get to the nearest star base for medical treatment. Unfortunately, Data begins to act strangely and hijacks the Enterprise only to beam down to find that his creator, Dr. Soong, is alive but not well. Turns out Soong implanted a homing beacon and activated it because he’s now dying and wanted to give Data emotions before he passed. Lore, however, interrupts as the beacon summoned him as well. Lore displays anger, jealously, fear, and a plethora of other emotions and eventually deceives Soong, who implants the chip meant for Data into Lore (thinking it was Data).

"Telling your twins apart, level expert" where the twin babies have their hair shaved into a "number 1" and a "number 2", respectively
Soong really needed a “thing 1” and a “thing 2” or different eye color or something…

The bridge crew eventually gets control back of the Enterprise and Worf, Riker, and La Forge beam down only to find that Lore is gone, Data was turned off, and Soong is greatly hurt. They make their way back to the ship, get to the star base just in the nick of time, and the two human brothers have now forgiven each other and all is well in the world.

Data and Lore look at each other
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I absolutely loved all of Brent Spiner’s bits of acting in this. There is Data who uses every bit of his positronic brain to lock out the rest of the crew from his one mission, Data who is reactivated and whose first thought is of Starfleet and his duty, and Data who is losing his creator and brother, again. Then there is that of Dr. Soong who is old, inquisitive, and trying to right the wrongs of his past. Finally we have Lore who displays every emotion on the “feelings wheel” and proves he really does have a screw loose or wire crossed somewhere. The rest of the crew tries to deal with the fallout of Data’s takeover and it’s a good team effort, I sense their urgency at fixing the problem and Picard’s annoyance is palpable.

There’s a good callback to “Measure of a Man” as Riker knows how to turn Data back on, too. However there are no consequences for Data and no one seems to talk about the real security issue of Data being able to be hijacked. There’s also no real reason why Soong should have believed Lore-dressed-as-Data to be Data, as he should have made sure they were both in the room first. I mean, give one of them a different eye color or something. It was mostly a typical “evil twin” story with a sad beginning, a meh middle, and a somewhat happy ending because the kid didn’t die. For all of Spiner’s wonderful acting, the rest of the story didn’t do much for me, and it’s the “eye roll” emoji, the 6th on my list of frequently used emojis.

Favorite Quote from “Suddenly Human”:

Jono: Why do you take orders from a female?

Worf: Doctor Crusher. She is my superior officer.

Jono: Among my people, a female can never outrank a man.

Worf: You are human, and among humans, females can achieve anything the males can.

Worf has just cemented himself as my favorite Klingon feminist.

“Suddenly Human” has the Enterprise answering the distress call of a Talarian vessel with four Talarian teenage boys and one human boy aboard, all who have been hurt. The human, eventually found out to be named Jono, only responds to Picard as the Talarians are very patriarchal. Turns out “Jono” was named Jeremiah at birth, is the grandson of Starfleet’s Admiral Rossa, and was taken by Captain Endar of the Talarians after his parents were killed. The “abuse” Dr. Crusher thinks happened to Jono is explained away by Endar’s “boys will be boys” comment and Endar insists he loves the child as his own and Jono should be returned to him immediately. Jono, however, is at the age where he can choose his own path… so we all wait.

Wesley with banana split in his face
Wesley, you’ve got a little something on your face right… there.

Jono begins to remember things from his childhood and eventually opens up to Picard and others on the crew. He remembers his parents, listens to his grandmother, plays racquetball with Picard, and even shares a banana split with Wesley. Jono, however, wakes up in the middle of the night and stabs Picard. Jono thought he was betraying his adoptive father and was ready to die, but Picard understands that Jono is old enough to choose and sends him back to the only home he’s every known.

Jono ready to stab Picard
I’m going to take a stab in the dark here…

I wanted this episode to be SO GOOD, and it wasn’t. They got the adoptive parent thing down, someone who cares for a child that was not born of them as if they were… check. They completely missed the opportunity for Troi to counsel Picard in the ways of parenting, she just pushed and didn’t really offer any advice. They did get it right in the end, however, that it’s really up to the boy who is at the age where he can choose. So often people think they know what is best for someone else and they never ask what said person really wants. The same goes for children, but they’re usually pretty good about making up their minds. If they had presented it as “we’re going to show you what our society is like and that way you can make an informed decision” that would have been much better than what actually happened. Seeing Wesley get ice cream in his face and Picard laughing out loud was totally worth it, but the wailing really killed this episode for me. I also wish that Endar would have invited Admiral Rossa to come out to meet her grandson, or that Jono would have expressed interest in meeting his bad ass grandmother. So many missed chances at greatness here, so only 5 scoops of ice cream for Wesley.

TA Out!

Quarantine

Date: April 10, 2020

I have not been sleeping well and fell asleep last night around 10:00 pm, only to wake up around 10:00 am today. My body needed time to heal and rest, so there was no post for April 10th.

I write this post now for several reasons:

  1. I have committed to write a post for each day.
  2. Some of you reading this may need to know that it’s okay to take a break and let your body reset itself.
  3. To let you know I am okay and will continue to watch Star Trek and report back.
  4. I was going to do a “double post Saturday” like I’ve done in the past, but I’m just not feeling up to it.

No matter where you are, I hope you are well.

For now, here’s a picture from a time and place I wish I was still in.

A picture of a clock at a hotel in Pensacola, FL.
‘Cause I don’t need boxes wrapped in strings
And designer love and empty things
Just a chance that maybe we’ll find better days
… “Better Days” – Goo Goo Dolls

TA Out!

TNG: “Family”

Date: April 9, 2020

Season 4, Episode 2

Musical Accompaniment: Top 30 Piano Covers of Popular Songs (says 2020, but these are not from 2020)

Interstellar News: A lot has changed in a month, none of it good.

Favorite Quote:

Picard: You were asking for it, you know.

Robert: Yes, but you needed it. You have been terribly hard on yourself.

Picard: You don’t know, Robert. You don’t know. They took everything I was. They used me to kill and to destroy, and I couldn’t stop them. I should have been able to stop them! I tried. I tried so hard, but I wasn’t strong enough. I wasn’t good enough. I should have been able to stop them. I should! I should!

Robert: So, my brother is a human being after all. This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time. You have to learn to live with it. You have a simple choice now. Live with it below the sea with Louis, or above the clouds with the Enterprise.

Picard: You know, I think you were right after all. I think I did come back so that you could help me.

Robert: You know what? I still don’t like you, Jean-Luc.

Oh brotherly love.

The Enterprise is getting repairs and a rare stop at home, Earth. I get the best news ever, THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE I GET TO MEET WORF’S ADOPTIVE PARENTS!  O’Brien and Worf have a cute discussion about family and then Worf’s super adorable Russian parents beam aboard. As they tour the ship they tell embarrassing stories about Worf to his crew mates, tell him how proud they are of him, and his dad tells anyone who will listen about how he has the schematics of the Enterprise at home. They spend some time with La Forge, Guinan, and even run into Picard as he gets back on board.

The Rozhenko's and Worf holding hands.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS?!?!

Picard heads to France to visit with his older brother, sister-in-law, and young nephew. Picard’s brother Robert tends to grapes and makes wine, of course, and is not a great lover of technology. He and Picard have a tenuous relationship, but after a brotherly brawl, a heart-to-heart, and a little wine they kiss and make up. I’m highly surprised Marie didn’t kill them both for making such a mess in her house, but maybe the French are more reserved then the Italians.

Robert, Marie, Rene, and Picard say goodbye to each other
WHY ARE MY EYES LEAKING?!?!

Dr. Crusher pulls out some stuff from storage from her husband and it turns out Jack recorded something for Wesley. It’s not as adorable as Worf’s parents, nor as cathartic as Picard’s visit, but it’s something for Wesley as he is getting older and figuring out what it means to become an adult and wear the uniform.

Wesley in the holodeck listening to Jack Crusher's message to him

THIS was what I wanted the conclusion of “The Best of Both Worlds” to be, but we had to have the middle part to get here. I guess if you look at all three episodes as part of a trilogy, the beginning and end are usually the best but the journey is what got us that far. This was such an amazing episode on different types of families and how every family is different, but in the end still the same. Sometimes it is the family we are born into, and sometimes it’s the family we choose, but no matter how you define family it’s those we love that help us through the hardest times and celebrate with us during the best times.

As someone who hopes to adopt a tiny human some day, I hope that I am as awesome as Worf’s parents. His parents are everything I think a parent should be: proud, embarrassing, worried, and present for the ups and the downs. The banter between Worf’s parents reminds my husband a bit of my dad and stepmom, and I admit I see that a little. There may have not been much in the way of science fiction in this episode, but it was an amazing look into the lives of the crew as they interact with those they don’t get to see often. It was good to see Picard unpack some of his trauma in a space he felt safe to do so, and I hope he gets more opportunity in the future. It was nice to see Wesley have a tender moment with the father he never really knew. It was a little confusing why everything went back to normal after all that happened, but sometimes a little “normal” is what you need to get you back on track.

Another perfect 10 and an update to the Rankings page for a Seasons and Episodes updated list. Oh and happy 100th post to me!

TA Out!

TNG: “The Best of Both Worlds” Parts 1 and 2

Date: April 8, 2020

Season 3, Episode 26 and Season 4, Episode 1

Musical Accompaniment: Top Cello Covers of Popular Songs from 2018

Interstellar News: I’m going to treat this as one big episode, resistance to this change is futile. Nothing new happened in the credits for Season 4.

Favorite Quotes:

Troi: You mean you’re older, more experienced. A little more… seasoned.

Riker: Seasoned. That’s a horrible thing to say to a man.

It’s so much better than her calling you an old man!

Data’s Not Really An Android: “Early bird? I believe Commander Shelby erred. There is no evidence of avifaunal or crawling vermicular lifeforms on Jouret IV.”

Riker: It’s not that simple. This was his crew. He wrote the book on this ship.

Guinan: And the Borg know everything he knows. It’s time to throw that book away. You must let him go, Riker. It’s the only way to beat him. The only way to save him. And that is now you chair, Captain.

Guinan uses words instead of physicality to achieve a “Leroy Jethro Gibbs head slap”.

Worf’s One-Two Punch: “The Borg have neither honor nor courage. That is our greatest advantage.”

Quick Summary: The Enterprise investigates an attack on a colony that is on the very outer edge of Federation space, and it turns out to be the Borg (from “Q-Who?“). Commander Shelby beams aboard as she’s been leading up the task force on the Borg threat and she’s the most Slytherin of them all, gunning for Riker’s First Officer spot, thinking he will take commission of the Melbourne soon. The music gets super dramatic as the Enterprise goes off to intercept the Borg when Picard is singled out by name, and captured, in order to be the Borg’s ambassador to Earth, where the cube is heading. An away team beams over to the Borg cube in order to try to save Picard and knock them out of warp for a while, as the Enterprise cannot keep up. The team disables the ship for a bit, but Picard is found to have been altered and assimilated, and Riker is forced to fire on the cube.

Picard with some of the alterations the Borg made on him
*waves hands in Jedi* This is not the Picard you are looking for…

Picard is now “Locutus of the Borg”, Riker is promoted to Captain, Shelby is made First Officer, and Starfleet is heading to intercept the Borg cube with 40 ships, because Riker did absolutely no damage to the cube. The Enterprise arrives at the battlefield later due to its repairs and it’s devastating, there are no signs of life. Riker hails the Borg cube to meet and “discuss terms of surrender” but Locutus does not believe him, so Riker separates the saucer section and sends Worf and Data in a shuttle craft so they can get onto the Borg ship and rescue Picard, which they are able to do. Dr. Crusher cannot figure out how to separate the man from the machine, but Data thinks he knows a way and hooks up their brains. Just as Data is about to explain who or what the root of all Borg is, Picard wakes up. As Riker is getting ready to slam the Enterprise into the Borg cube in the hopes of destroying it before it hits Earth, Data figures out a way to hack in and put the Borg to sleep via a regeneration cycle. Riker allows the Borg ship to self destruct and Picard is free from the influence of the Borg, for now.

Dorothy asleep in the poppies, from The Wizard of Oz.
Sleep, sleep my pretties.

My Thoughts and Impressions: Before I share my thoughts, I have to share a quick story. When I first started dating my now husband, he was shocked I had never seen Supernatural… so we started watching it. We would watch an episode or two at his apartment and then I would head to my house. I had no idea how long the season was or where we were in the season (we were watching on DVDs because the music is better, supposedly) so I said “one more episode and I’ve got to go home”. Well it was episode 22, the season 1 finale, and boy howdy is it a cliffhanger. While my jaw was still on the floor, he got up and turned off his Xbox and the TV and started to gather my things. I stared at him in disbelief that he thought I could just go home and not watch the season 2 premiere. It was late and I had to go, but it was the most evil thing he’s ever done to me in his life.

Jensen Ackles is shocked
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE!

I tell you that story to tell you this one… he warned me about this set of episodes once he saw I was getting near the end of this season. Another dear friend also explained I would want to watch them back-to-back and that it was awful having to wait months for the conclusion episode back in the 1990’s. So I knew something was coming, but I didn’t realize it would be the Borg or that there would be the cliffhangiest of cliffhangers. I am so grateful that I had some warning about this and that I could just watch the next episode, because I think I would have exploded if I had to wait for the ending of the episode.

A smiling sea lion that says "when you're binge watching a show and can watch the "to be continued" episode that follows the current one right away without having to wait a week"
or months, or year. This was totally an accurate depiction of my face, by the way.

Right, my thoughts. Well, here they are. Part 1 was amazing and I was on the edge of my seat the entire episode. Part 2 was okay, but I think because it was so hard to top the perfection of Part 1. You have to come to a resolution and Riker is tricksy and ballsy, you have to give him some credit. I wasn’t fond of how Riker kept giving “side eye” to whoever was in the room after he finished telling Shelby off in Part 1. It read very much like he was telling the other men in the room “can you believe this bitch?”, but I was happy how their relationship changed by necessity and he was able to put his personal feelings aside because she was the right person for the job. As soon as Part 1 ended, the first words out of my mouth were “Boy, is Picard going to have a hell of a case of PTSD” because the counselor in me never sleeps.

Even with a year’s worth of preparation Starfleet is not at all prepared for the Borg and it takes Data and Picard working together to get something that stops them, but only for a moment. And let’s be honest, it’s all Q’s fault – that bastard, for even putting the Federation on the Borg’s radar. Where was he in all this? Now the Borg see themselves as a benevolent species just wanting to improve the quality of life, and it’s very much like Loki in The Avengers when he tells the people gathering around them he wants to free them from the burden of choice.

I am burdened with glorious purpose…

Also, as someone with a background in computer programming I was surprised at how much of what Data said made sense when he was babbling about the Borg and how they are interconnected. Of course there’s a root and parents and children, heck I still teach about this in college. Overall I was fine with how they concluded the episode, but it was a little too neat and clean. We see how Riker is ready for the captain’s chair, how Wesley is still super green but understands what it means to wear the uniform, how La Forge tries to be a miracle worker but really can only do so much, and how Worf tries so damn hard to be the best he can be. Part 1 is a perfect 10 and Part 2 left a little something to be desired, so it’s no higher than a 7.5.

TA Out!

TNG: “Ménage à Troi” and “Transfigurations”

Date: April 7, 2020

Season 3, Episodes 24 and 25

Musical Accompaniment: Top 40 Acoustic Guitar Covers, also from 2019. Apparently I am yearning for it to be last year.

Interstellar News: I am a Billy Joel song tonight. At least I’ve finished five loads of laundry over the past two days and have been on a nightly walk every evening it’s been nice out.

Favorite Quote from “Ménage à Troi”:

Tog: You see, your Betazoid skills would be very useful to me, and I find you very attractive. I am willing to pay handsomely for you.

Lwaxana: I don’t believe this.

Tog: You must be aware that every female has her price.

Lwaxana: Let’s get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing-slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find someone else to become your property.

Lwaxana is not for sale!

“Ménage à Troi” starts off with a Ferengi who “must have” Lwaxana and a lot of tension between mother and daughter, because that’s what happens when you’re unmarried and your mother has nothing better to do – sigh. Riker and Troi take some shore leave on Betazed and are joined by Mrs. Troi and Mr. Homn, but are interrupted by DaiMon Tog who beams everyone away but Homn, who was away berry picking. Lwaxana decides to negotiate and almost has the access codes when the doctor busts in and wants to study her.

Lwaxana and Deanna were beamed without their clothes on, but Moms are always resourceful and she wraps them in a covering.
Lwaxana and Deanna were beamed to the DaiMon without their clothes on,
but moms are always resourceful and she wraps them in a covering.

The Enterprise gets the notice that their people are missing and are on the case. Just as Wesley heads to the Bradbury to take his oral exams, the last thing he needs to get into the academy, he realizes Riker’s message was in the static. Lwaxana eventually decides to ask DaiMon Tog to let Riker and Troi go and she’ll stay, willingly. Troi realizes her mother intends to have Picard save her by pretending they are lovers and he wants her back. He starts out awkward and then gets better and better pretending that Mrs. Troi is his great love until Tog gives into the bluff and Worf is clearly, and visibly, uncomfortable. Picard promotes Wesley to full Ensign and he gets a shiny new red outfit, although he has to wait another year to apply to the academy.

Picard reaching his hand out as his recites sonnets.
It’s always good to find out where a meme was born.

There are very few things rewarding about this episode. Lwaxana is an overbearing mother who knows what made her happy so that must make her daughter happy, right? As someone who had the exact same mother, I feel for Troi on this one. However, to Lwaxana’s credit, she does try… a little. She also beautifully plays her rescue and really does embrace her sacrifice so she can save her daughter. Picard’s awkward reciting of Shakepeare is nothing on John Cusack in “Say Anything”, but it’s hysterical and Riker can’t even keep it together in the background. It was a fun episode, but not remarkable, so I’ll assign it Sonnet 4.

Favorite Quote from “Transfigurations”:

Picard: It’s not up to us to judge their laws, Doctor.

Riker: I know how I would feel if the situation were reversed, if they were in our territory holding a Federation citizen.

Troi: The Zalkonians truly don’t understand our indecision about returning John. In their eyes, we shouldn’t even be involved.

Dr. Crusher: But we are involved. I saved his life. For what? So that they could chase him down and take away that life away?

The good doctor asking a really good question.

Worf’s One-Two Punch: “I have much to teach you about women.” … “I’ve been tutoring him. He learns very quickly.”

Dame Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall in Harry Potter
Professor McGonagall is very disappointed it’s not about that kind of transfiguration.

“Transfigurations” begins with the Enterprise charting a new star system and there’s apparently a fading life sign on one of the planets and is temporarily hooked up to La Forge to help stabilize the alien. Dr. Crusher is amazed by the cellular regeneration happening to the alien but when he wakes up he has no idea who is is or where he came from, so he’s called John Doe.

"who am I?" asks Ben Stiller as Zoolander
I CAN’T LOOK LEFT!

Data and La Forge talk shop at Ten-Forward and Worf calls for MORE MEAD!, as he’s there to relax not talk about work. All of a sudden La Forge gets all Rico Suave on a female crew member I could have sworn was “just wasn’t that into him” a few episodes ago. John is quite charming, so much so that Wesley thinks his mother is smitten, and also making remarkable progress physically, but not mentally. Data and La Forge figure out that there are navigational charts in the pod that were found with John and as they figure out where he came from, he starts to get his memory back. He knows he was trying to escape and asks for time to regain his memory and his body is pulsing a weird yellow light. All of a sudden there is the running… not quite as bad as “Let That Be Your Battlefield“, but John has got to get to a shuttle craft and leave the ship.

From "Elf" - "I just like to run. running is my favorite".

Strange things are afoot, however, when John can lay hands on O’Brien and heals his dislocated shoulder as well as bring Worf back from the dead after accidentally killing him. John also inadvertently helped La Forge with his confidence. John doesn’t know what is happening but knows he’s dangerous and he doesn’t want to hurt anyone. Another vessel approaches and it is the same type of alien as our John Doe, who is apparently a criminal, a dissenter. As Picard tries to work with the Zalkonians, they pull a Darth Vader and start Force-choking everyone on the Enterprise when John remembers who he is, and what he is, and saves the whole ship. Apparently some of John’s people are mutants. John transforms into a yellow shiny man, the Zalkonian vessel flies away, and John beams himself away.

Sir Patrick Stewart as Professor X from the X Men

I loved the mystery of this episode and loved that it was an X-Men story, basically. Some people had a genetic mutation and those who didn’t were jealous/pissed/scared and hunted the “weirdos” down. I wasn’t pleased that the ending was so anti-climatic and seemed rushed, but it was a pretty awesome episode otherwise. A man who was hurt is genuinely pleased to have had his life saved and keeps working at it everyday until he is better. He is frustrated that he doesn’t remember but he tries to stay positive and is quite kind. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone and he just wants to be who he was meant to be, even if it’s living in a silly yellow suit and flying about the galaxy as a ball of energy. I’m knocking some points off for the severe lack of Dame Maggie Smith, but I give this one a warp 9.72, out of disrespect for the Zalkonians.

TA Out!